WTF!

In an ideal situation, a hottie will wear an underboob shirt to accessorize her low-rise jeans/thong combination. When this happens, all men in the vicinity will regard her as "hot" or "a sexy bitch", while their wives/girlfriend may refer to her as "trashy" or "a slutty bitch", but that's okay. Everyone knows she's a sexy bitch and they all want to do her. haha I think that she's quite a attention whore too.nah im kidding, i dont care about the way others wear.

Funny inst it?
omg u no dat movei wiff ashtin kosher???
i like kosher food.
do you dare say the lord's name in vain!?!?!?!?
no omg sry plz
maybe she said oh my gosh.
b-b-but it may have been the other one...
oh my god, you mean?
YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!!!
I don't believe in Hell.
....
omgz u loserz lolz

http://www.urbandictionary.com
The best web page for learning slang, understandable and soo fckng funny


y en otro blog la gente preguntando como se dice: ay chihuahua , chirimoyas fritas! y chingas a tu madre!
Estan locos estos mexicanos!andale pues!
que risa en la resi escucharles por los pasillos discutir


Traducion personal para "ni de coña": NO WAY


SO WHAT?
a phrase used by mentally retarded people, after every sentence they say.
"i had a little vodka, so what?"

"so i wasted billions of dollars sleeping through the space mission, so what?"

Estos estan de coña...osea


Let's talk about DIck! Atention : +18

LA EXAGERADA.( dirty bitch)
I felt his lubricated dick slide up my pussy as I gently moaned. It was so big, I could have sworn I felt it coming up my throat!

LA EGOISTA
Silly faggot! Dicks are for chicks!

La ANSIOSA
1.a penis (N)
2. to waste time (V)
3. a bastard
Quit dicking around and gimme your dick, you dick!


LA POETA
His name was Dick and he had a large dick but he was such a dick

Un poco de definicion callejera:
+Man's most magnificently majestic manifestation of his raw power and potency. In appearance, when hard, it resembles a rocket on the launching pad, and it has the same turbulent thrusting force and energy. Just as a rocket can send a satellite into orbit, it can send a woman into orgasm, which is no less awesome a feat.
In sex, it performs at least four distinct functions: first, by achieving a hard-on, it signals to the woman that its owner is both capable of having sex with her and eager to do so, which, if she finds him attractive, tends to kindle her interest. Second, by discreetly (or sometimes not so discreetly) pressing it against her increasingly warm pussy while they make out, he turns her on and gets her hot. Then, when she really does want him, it becomes a way of her signalling her own desire, as she fondles it and kisses it and puts it into her mouth. And finally, when he fucks her, its mad and relentless thrusting drives her wild until she begins to scream with absolutely uncontrollable passion and happiness. If he is lucky enough, he has enough dick control


http://www.internetslang.com

Como llaman al pene estos paisanos

(menuda entrada que estoy haciendo hoy... )

BOB
DICK (ya lo explique)
BANANA: sobra explicacion...
BONE: hueso
CRANK: la manivela
CLOWN: el payasin?
DOLPHIN: k monos!
CHUBBY: regordete rechoncho
CIGAR: el puro!
THE DINKY: una manera de llamarlo de manera mona, como ohh k mona ella, como molaa
I like your dinky lan laranlarín!
ANACONDA: cuidao
beef stick: algo asi como una barra de carne de vaca o algo asi muy bestia
cave hunter: explorador de cuevas


Horriblemente extenso un idioma llega a ser. omG

Son unos cerdos eh.

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